Who and when was your first kiss?

A guy from high school, who then became a twat and decided to out me to the whole school and my family

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Do you believe in angels?

Depends in what context I suppose

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When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

I wanted to be in the circus...and I was for a period

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How many languages do you speak?

2 fluently, English and French and I'm also learning German and Spanish

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Who's the funniest person you know?

Possibly my best friend Lee...

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These made me giggle haha!

I am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
Because the pheasant plucker's late.

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit;
and on the slitted sheet I sit.

One smart fellow; he felt smart.
Two smart fellows; they felt smart.
Three smart fellows; they all felt smart.

I'm not the fig plucker,
Nor the fig pluckers' son,
But I'll pluck figs
Till the fig plucker comes.

Fire truck tyres

Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Not a punt cut square,
Just a square cut punt.
It's round in the stern and blunt in the front.
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.

Lmao! Sorry, childish I know but they made me giggle

Weird but very horny dream

OK, I've only just fully remembered my dream from last night, and it got me quite horny and hard after I'd thought about it.

Basically I was in a gladiator school (like on Spartacus) and I was a slave helping out with the training and bringing swords, food etc etc. The Domina (lady of the house) summoned me to "service" two of her best gladiators...which I did, I ended up getting fucked in the house by these two big muscular sweaty gladiators, and then the hand maidens came and joined in, now I've not licked a woman out for a long time, but it was fucking hot going down on one of them while being fucked by a gladiator...ok I've just set myself off again

I REALLY think I should stop watching Spartacus...or failing that, get a bi-porn shoot sorted where that actually does happen! Anyone know anyone I can pitch this to? haha