Soon ;-)
Monday, 25 October 2010
Are you a shooter or does it just ooze?
I'm a bit of both, depends how horny I am...normally I shoot hehe
What do you think is the most difficult thing about the industry of porn ?
The most difficult thing for me would have to be models and producers who are up their own arses and think that they are the best thing in porn...ever! It's such hard work dealing with those kinds of people
Sunday, 24 October 2010
Hmmmm....is this my real mind or my sex mind talking?
Well...I figured out that the last time I had proper sex off camera was far too long ago. I am sexually starved and I am very frustrated because of it.
There is no one round the area I live that is remotely my type...yet I am having dark thoughts about them, thinking stuff in a sexual way!
Last night I stayed at the guys house who I do most of my porn work for these days, I slept downstairs on a blow-up mattress...half way through the night (and I can't remember this) I got up, took the bed up two flights of stairs and put it down next to the bed of the porn producer and started to hump it and speak loudly in my sleep. Now I know I'm already a sexsomniac (I have sex in my sleep, or try to at least) which is either good news or bad news for people who sleep next to me. But I've never managed to walk very far in my sleep.
I am so god damn horny though, it's untrue!
There is no one round the area I live that is remotely my type...yet I am having dark thoughts about them, thinking stuff in a sexual way!
Last night I stayed at the guys house who I do most of my porn work for these days, I slept downstairs on a blow-up mattress...half way through the night (and I can't remember this) I got up, took the bed up two flights of stairs and put it down next to the bed of the porn producer and started to hump it and speak loudly in my sleep. Now I know I'm already a sexsomniac (I have sex in my sleep, or try to at least) which is either good news or bad news for people who sleep next to me. But I've never managed to walk very far in my sleep.
I am so god damn horny though, it's untrue!
Is there any way to find online some of your str8 work?
none of my str8 work has been published, but I'd love to do some more if there are any str8/bi studios in the UK willing to hire me hehe
Saturday, 23 October 2010
Drunken Antics
My head is somewhat fuzzy! I am really not drinking again (till the next time).
The night started off fairly gentle, we we're only meant to be going out for a few drinks to leave the house while we fumigated it (our cats have fleas booo). 3 Guinness's and 4 double vodka's and coke later, we decided to go for a bit of a dance and cheap drinks at the local gay club. This was the beginning of the end as it were.
My flatmates Mark and Quin came out with me and they were just as bad...I ended up loosing them at some point and had to entertain my, very drunken, self. I ended up getting off with a woman who wasn't too good looking, but I can't complain because she was the only fucker who actually came up to me and made a move. There is probably god reason for this cause I was completely and utterly smashed and I looked like a total tramp. I did end up getting a drink chucked over me by some militant little dyke who doesn't like men full stop. I fell down the stairs and chucked a drink over me...I ended up wearing most of my drinks rather than consuming them.
My elbow is very sore though from where I fell down the stairs...luckily I don't think anyone actually saw me do it, because it was rather embarrassing.
I have woken up very horny this morning though, and I very nearly had a good old blowjob from the local chav lad who "isn't gay" in the cottage near my house...but I was a good boy...also it's because he left before I could make a move lmao!
I sound like such a pervert....well guess what. I AM!
The night started off fairly gentle, we we're only meant to be going out for a few drinks to leave the house while we fumigated it (our cats have fleas booo). 3 Guinness's and 4 double vodka's and coke later, we decided to go for a bit of a dance and cheap drinks at the local gay club. This was the beginning of the end as it were.
My flatmates Mark and Quin came out with me and they were just as bad...I ended up loosing them at some point and had to entertain my, very drunken, self. I ended up getting off with a woman who wasn't too good looking, but I can't complain because she was the only fucker who actually came up to me and made a move. There is probably god reason for this cause I was completely and utterly smashed and I looked like a total tramp. I did end up getting a drink chucked over me by some militant little dyke who doesn't like men full stop. I fell down the stairs and chucked a drink over me...I ended up wearing most of my drinks rather than consuming them.
My elbow is very sore though from where I fell down the stairs...luckily I don't think anyone actually saw me do it, because it was rather embarrassing.
I have woken up very horny this morning though, and I very nearly had a good old blowjob from the local chav lad who "isn't gay" in the cottage near my house...but I was a good boy...also it's because he left before I could make a move lmao!
I sound like such a pervert....well guess what. I AM!
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